Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
Me: I lost a follower
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r.i.p to the ovaries of every single girl who watched lakyn perform on the voice tonight

(Source: fuck-yeah-lakyn, via lakyn-is-heperi)

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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair: its ok
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lordgaylinson:

in all honesty how can you ever be sad when this photo exists

(via iwaslookingatlouisasswheni)

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if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them

(Source: kingfolly, via laughcentre)

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p-a-n-s-y:

shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

(via r-ide)

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me at night: I'm going to try so hard at school from now on. I'll finish my assignments and study every night because it will make exams so much easier. I'll also spend more time with my family and less time on the internet in my room. I'll eat healthier and exercise regularly. I will be a better person, and give more than i take. I will treat every day like it's my last because you only live once. I will live a greater life.
me the next morning: fuck that shit
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Reblog this and see what you get. 1: You’re ugly.
2: I hate your tumblr.
3: I love your tumblr.
4: You’re my Tumblr crush.
5: Your Tumblr is amazing.
6: You’re hot.
7: You’re gorgeous.
8: You’re pretty.
9: I want your number.
10: I’m on your blog often.
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ieropercent:

if you say that you never went through a high school musical phase then you are lying

(via pricksatmywindow)

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me: hello followers how are you
followers:
followers:
followers:
me: yeah me too
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